Friday, July 09, 2010
Thursday, July 08, 2010
I hope this was deliberate
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Health and safety issues?
Candidate working at a pharmaceutical company
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Drive down quality
Friday, December 04, 2009
Don't go there!
Not really a resume blooper this one, I just never knew there was a company called Dr Foster Intelligence
Friday, October 09, 2009
So successful
Yippee! Only 4 months since my last post. Am I getting better or worse?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Puzzling
There are many skills which are useful in the workplace. Some we learn after years of practice, some we learn when we start our careers and some we learn in education.
I'm not sure however, if the ones we learn in pre-school are particularly relevant.
He does not go on to mention that he has successfully given up his blanket, and no longer pisses his pants. Perhaps we shall never know.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
i am NOT a homosexual
Today, a somewhat bizarrely detailed resume which included his BMI (22.9) and lines such as "Driving experience with all sorts of cars. Minivan, Roadster, Saloon, Estate".
Not content with making me wonder how driving a saloon is so much different to an estate, this candidate tops it off with a moment of excellence.
"ps. As I’m Single, I had been questioned by personnel managers in previous interviews about my sexual habits. Weird, but evidently there is a need of explanation. Therefore, I want to let you know, that I am heterosexual. I’m only interested in women ! I’m absolute "normal" at all. I’ve got no problems with these questions, and I don’t complain about it. We do live in the 21st century, after all. Anyway"
Anyway.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Happy 2009 !
Hope you all had a good Christmas and are pleasantly bloated, vaguely promising yourself that you will make the trips to the gym this year.
Remember, when you're out of work, there are a few options to consider ;
1, Update your resume (ideally with some dumb mistake for me to mock)
2, Go networking
3, Visit the online job boards
4, Pay $1200 for a billboard, advertising yourself as a 'Stylopolitan'
uh, wait, wtf ?
oh yes, really, it's all there in Dallas - http://www.dallasnews.com
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Long time no see
Oops. Haven't done this in a while.
Anyway...
"Please note from my CV I have 6 years buying and negotiating and Sock-Control experience"
Well, why not ? They get separated, worn out, smelly - someone needs to do it.