Questionable Hobbies

"Hobbies
Playing with Boy scouts"

Thanks to Louise at UKrecruiter for this one.
Remember folks - engage brain into first gear before accelerating typing fingers !

Don't embed a photo

I'm not really sure how to approach this and I can understand why you wouldn't believe this has happened, but it has.
I received this resume with an embedded photo. This is not unusual, but this particular candidate decided the best approach was not to embed a photo of himself. Oh no, that would be far too easy.

Perhaps an image of someone younger and more handsome than himself ? No.

How about a picture of serial killer Charles Manson ? Almost there.

Just got to open up MS Paint and color in the eyes and put some fake blood on the lips. Yup that's the ticket.


















Inexplicable.

Purile and childish

I know. but the name..

"Sittiporn Suwankumpoo"

just makes me smile.

Promotion

"Promoted to Shit Leader and responsible for a team of Engineers."

What was your previous position ?

Buy...or die.

"Training Courses
Sales techniques - Bogota Colombia"

It's a sweeping generalisation regarding Columbia I know - but the thought of drug lords conducting sales courses amused me.

Me so cool

"I own a tool kit, including an anti-static wrist-strap. Home or office call outs should be less than one and a half hour away by public transport or my Reliant Rialto"

Oooh, you've got a $5 wrist strap ! I'm sold.
Wait ! What ? There's more ???
A Reliant Rialto ?













You're so classy in your three-wheeler.