No more dog

"Interests: I love animals and used to own a dog"

Awwww!

I hope this was deliberate

"Working at **** airline, I gained experience managing cabin crew in a pressurized environment"

Not a dumb statement I know, but it made me laugh so it counts ok?

Health and safety issues?

Candidate working at a pharmaceutical company

"I literally 'climbed the ladder' in this organisation"

Even if it's a small-ish step-ladder, surely there's an accident waiting to happen right there?

Drive down quality

"A marketing professional with a “never settle for the best” attitude"

Why would you settle for best when mediocre is available? Hell, push it further and see if you can achieve poor or even piss-poor.