Unfair extrapolation

"Interests
Karaoke - I thrive on the confidence that karaoke gives me"

This sentence just screams to me "I am shy and pathetic in real life, but alcohol and a microphone makes me loud and aggressive". I know this is drastically unfair but these ideas pop into my head and I write them down, kind of like tourettes blogging.

Don't embed a photo - FOLLOW UP !

So, I had my suspicions about "Don't embed a photo" too (see the post 3 down - 28th Nov), so I replied.

I indicated that I couldn't understand why he would send me the picture as shown and perhaps it was a mistake. Here's the (unedited) reply ;

"the truth is that the recruiters in the UK are as lame
as the ones in AmeriKa ... when i find a job
advertisement that i am qualified for, that has a
recruiter that is so pompous that he or she can't see
their shoes without standing in front of a mirror ...
who obviously is not going the give me the time of day
... i send them a copy of my 'resume' ... the facts
are correct and excessively understated so as not to
frighten the recruiter or the employer ... employers
do not want anyone smarter or mor experienced around
because they are afraid the might look bad ...
congradulations !!! you are the first person ever to
recognize the photograph ... and you have to be over
50 because the 20 somethings do not have a clue .."

Needless to say, I shall be ending our short and torrid relationship right there. I think someone is a few tacos short of a combo platter.

You do what ??

"Hobbies
I enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians"

Tastes like chicken apparently.