Tuesday, February 17, 2009

i am NOT a homosexual

Today, a somewhat bizarrely detailed resume which included his BMI (22.9) and lines such as "Driving experience with all sorts of cars. Minivan, Roadster, Saloon, Estate".

Not content with making me wonder how driving a saloon is so much different to an estate, this candidate tops it off with a moment of excellence.

"ps. As I’m Single, I had been questioned by personnel managers in previous interviews about my sexual habits. Weird, but evidently there is a need of explanation. Therefore, I want to let you know, that I am heterosexual. I’m only interested in women ! I’m absolute "normal" at all. I’ve got no problems with these questions, and I don’t complain about it. We do live in the 21st century, after all. Anyway"

Anyway.

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5 comments:

Steven said...

Hilarious!!

Resume Search said...

i must say wow!!!!

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Resume Writing Tips said...

I can't believe anybody can write such things in his/her resume. I can only say,"Oh My God".

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