The first day of dumb

Received this resume a couple of months ago. OK he's only young but hey, what a way to sell yourself.

"My Ideal Company
somewere were if i wanted i could work my way up to a better job a place to meet different people make new friends"

Oh ok, but only if you wanted right ? We'll try real hard to find a company dedicated enough to you.

"My Interests
...i like to have a laugh wid me mates"

Not - "I'm sociable and communicate well with others, enjoying pleasurable evenings out'. No, he likes having a laugh wid his mates.

"Availability: i have no job at the moment"


You surprise me.